Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for November 11, 2015
Transcript:
Bartender: We are gathered here to witness the end of Ms. Marcia Feinbloom's active search for a lifelong companion. While ruling nothing out definitively, today she celebrates her release from the tyranny of inflated expectations. Should any person have reason why this ceremony should not take place, speak now or forever hold your peace. Voice: Wait! Marcia: Oh, thank god! Somebody grab him! Who is it!
Marcia, I’m disappointed in you. Your resolve was way too weak, or non-existent.