Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for January 01, 2015
Transcript:
Zeke: C'mon, man. The lawyer's here and everyone's waitin' for you. Zonker: Sorry, Brenner. I'm not coming down. Until I know about Duke for sure, you carrion freaks will just have to slug it out amongst yourselves! Zeke: Okay, man. Suit yourself. If you inherit anything, where do you want me to put it? Zonker: In escrow. Did you know Duke once lost a kidney in a boar hunt?
Wild boars put up a good fight and like to eat people when the opportunity presents itself.