Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for August 08, 2014
Transcript:
Josh: What have you got there, Sammy. Sammy: The Bill of Rights, boss! Nate suggested I read it before I take off... Josh: Well, Sammy, there's only one right int here that really pertains to you... Sammy: Nate says I've got the right to freedom of speech now! Josh: Uh-huh. As long as you're out of earshot. Sammy: I really can't believe this! Imagine me having any rights at all! Josh: Here it is! "Right to trial by jury..." Sammy: Boss, it's not going to be like that.
Spoken like a man who has never lived in either place!