Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for December 29, 2013
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Transcript:
Zonker: From nanny to waiter to marijuana entrepreneur... the journey continues! Right now, it's just a field of dreams, Zip... but come next summer it'll be a field of weed... a crop that's going to be so big, it'll soon be subsidized, like corn or cotton! Pretty great, huh? The same government that once imprisoned me for possessing dope... could end up paying me a fortune to grow it! Zipper: Wow... you're like the Nelson Mandela of pot! Zonker: Why, yes! Not a perfect analogy, but darned close!
Really, Zonker? Did you and your wife tie down competitors, throw used truck tires around their necks, fill the tires half full of diesel and set fire to them. Remember the good old days when ANC and SWAPO were internationally condemned as terrorist organisations trying to loot an entire country. Sorry, I was there, look up Winnie Mandela and necklacing.