Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for November 03, 2013
Mike: Wow... things have really gone to hell... we need to get back online and fast! Hi, folks! Sick to death of all the reruns? Mark: Well, just imagine how we feel! Mike: There's an old adage about comic strip characters-- "use 'em or lose 'em." Mark: So true in our case... In the Doonesbury green room, there's been a total breakdown of discipline... Jeff: Hey! There's no more sangria! Mark: Players dropping out of character... Forgetting lines... Joanie: Chill, yo! Rick: Uh... uh... uh... Mark: Tempers flaring... Zipper: Sorry, man, I thought you'd seen it! Duke: Always say "Spoiler Alert!" Always! Mike: Anyway, it'll be great to be back! See you soon! Zonker: Mike, what was I like? Was I some sort of gypsy?