Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for May 06, 2012
Jeff: You want butter on that, dawg? Zipper: Please. Jeff: Showtime! Zipper: Nice! Jeff: Check it, dude - I'm actually sitting here watching a ten-foot-tall Megan Fox in my own home theater! Is my life stupid sick now or what? Zipper: Yes, but it's also a dream, dude. Jeff: What do you mean? Zipper: Think about it. What are the odds this could really be happening to you? You're just a random chucklehead, like me. Money for nothin' and chicks for free? Really? C'mon! Jeff: NOOOOO! Zipper: Dude! JK! JK! Look, Megan's still up there!