Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for December 03, 2010
Zonker: ... And I think they expect me to just swoop in and join the battle over my good name! But I can't! Ze-who-must-not-be-named Day is in April, and I have huge conflict on my calendar! Besides, I am but one dude! What could I possibly... B.D.: What conflict on your calendar? Zonker: Why, the royal wedding, of course. Sam: Obvi. B.D.: Why do I ask? I know better.