Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for January 31, 2010

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Duke: Whoa... holy kick wax, Robin! Earl: What's up, Pop? Duke: Excellency? Just calling with an update on your winter Olympic team... Dictator: Cutting it a little close, aren't you, Duke? Duke: Yes, sir... but I think we're onto something! We just got a scouting report from Mpztko, a village in the Berzerkistan Alps... they have no roads in Mpztko, and as a result, they produce some of the finest cross-country skiers in the world! Dictator: Your report's dated. I had Mpztko firebombed months ago. Duke: What? Why? Dictator: They kept grumbling about the lack of roads. Duke: Okay. So that part checks out... Earl: Excellency? Earl here. Were there any survivors? Dictator: There better not be.