Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for August 06, 2009
Republican: Actually, I was sleeping with my soulmate's sister before I met her. That's how God led me to her. This was before Sanford, Pickering and Ensign all met their soulmates, so I was flying blind! I had no inkling that God would then test me by placing her husband in my path. First he demanded $50,000 for his silence. Then, after I paid, he raised it to $100,000! Voice: So her husband betrayed you. Republican: Yes, but I'm a Christian - do I forgive him? At The Family's urging, Senator X's tale tumbles out.