Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for April 05, 2009
Duke: I understand your suspicions of modernity, Akbari, I really do...but couldn't you at least join the 16th century? So, what've you got for me? Akbari: Drug lord. A major player. He's challenging my authority here, but I can't touch him. He has connections in Kabul. Duke: Where's he at? Akbari: That gray house over there, just beyond the mosque. Phone: Beep! Beep! Beep! Duke: What else you got? Akbari: I don't get it - how come you guys are losing?