Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for March 25, 2007
George W. Bush: Dick's right - the war's going great! Gotta try not to get cocky... Man: More bad news, sir - another coalition partner is pulling out of Iraq. Bush: Bad news? That's GREAT news! Man: It is? Bush: Think, man - what happens when you cut and run from Iraq? Man: The terrorists follow you home. Bush: Exactly. So each time an ally withdraws, they take some terrorists with 'em! By the time Britain folds and takes home its share of Al-Qaeda types, there'll only be a few left for us to mop up! Man: Why... you're right, sir - the collapse of the coalition is good news! It's like you planned it! Bush: I did. In other words, I'm the planner.