Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for May 23, 2002
May 22, 2002
May 24, 2002
Transcript:
Alum: So we don't offer scholarships at all any more? President King: We can't afford them - except for the jocks. To keep up appearances we do offer one non-athletic scholarship, but it goes to a legacy. Alum: Legacy? Girl: Legacy? Zipper: Yup! My Uncle Zonk held it for 12 years!
I knew it.