Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for May 07, 2000
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Student: And I want that business plan by tonight, okay? President King: Members of the class of 2000... Student: Gotta run - time for closure! President King: And lastly, let me just say how proud your alma mater is of you today! As newly minted Walden graduates, you are the hope of tomorrow! We believe in you, and we believe in your future. In fact, we believe in you so much that the university has decided to forgive student loans in return for modest equity positions in any businesses you may have created here! All interested parties please run your numbers by the Dean before leaving. Thank you and good luck. Students: You wish! You wish! You wish! President King: Um... excuse me? Who gave you all the high-speed lines?