Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for March 23, 1998
Transcript:
Sam: Mommy, I like Walden. Do you think we'll live here a long time? Boopsie: Well, Honey, it kind of depends on whether Daddy's football team keeps winning. That's why he's always on the road recruiting. It's not easy to keep a team on top year after year. Fortunately, your daddy has quite a talent for attracting the very best student-athletes to the college! Student: Yo, I just need a place to hotdog 'til I'm drafted. B.D.: You're in luck, son - we can meet that special need!