Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for December 16, 1995

Transcript:

Duke: Kid, what I'm trying to teach you here is that no matter how smart you think you are, the house always wins! The fact is, casinos are licensed to separate you from your money. And trying to get it back can be hard on your health. A man needs an edge-- and that's where you come in. Now that kids are running all over the hotels, you won't be noticed. And you know what the beauty opf my plan is? Earl: We'll be spening quality time together? Duke: Nope. it's that you're a minor-- you can't be charged!