Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for March 20, 1994

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Mike: (Time to return to the flock...but which church has a decent gym?) Alex, honey, Mom and I have been talking, and we've decided it's time for us to start attending church as a family... Alex: Church? Church is boring! Mike: Well, we thought you might say that. All kids think that... Alex: Didn't you think church was boring when you were a kid? Mike: Well, sure. I hated going. But church was good for me, so my parents made me stick it out. You may end up hating church too, but you have to come by that feeling honestly. You have to put in the pew time, like Mom and I did. Alex: Oh. What if I like it? Mike: Like it? What do you mean? J.J.: We'll cross that bridge when we get there, honey.