Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for February 24, 1994
Transcript:
Lawyer: Mr. Slocum, could you please tell the jury how the low grade you received has affected your life? Slocum: Uh... sure. It's been a total nightmare, man. Everywhere I go, people point and snicker. Women turn away from me. Dogs nip at my heels. they seem to know I no longer have a future. Lawyer: And your past wasn't exactly a day in the park either, was it, son? Slocum: Well, no, now that you mention it... Lawyer: In fact, you were abused, right? By a priest, perhaps? Slocum: A priest? Sure, why not?