Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for September 11, 1990
Transcript:
Man: So what do you do in civilian life, soldier? B.D.: I'm a talent manager, colonel. How about yourself, sir? Man: I'm a florist. It's been years since anyone's called me "sir"...I don't know why they want me. I'm a pretty sorry excuse for a soldier. I'm out of shape, I've forgotten all the drills, I can't load an M-16...I can't even remember how to use the f-word! B.D.: Easy. You just use it like a comma.