Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for December 12, 1985
Transcript:
Honey: Sir! Wake up! You're missing all the excitement! Duke: What? What excitement? Honey: Zonker's press conference on his lottery prize! He got so many calls from the media this weekend, he decided to read a prepared statement aobut his plans. Zonker: "...And of course, I'll be dating show girls." Person: Before the check clears?