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Dec 28, 1982
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Woman: What is it, Rick? Rick: I think Joanie's having her baby! Right now! Woman: Hmm...what's the duration of the contractions? Rick: 60 seconds, every two minutes! The book says that's the first stage of labor! Joanie: Gasp! Woman: Sounds like it. I think the cervix is dilating. Start doing your panting, Joanie! Rick: But it's two weeks early! We haven't even picked a name yet! Woman: Gather round, everyone! Class project! Rick: Joanie? Can you hear me? How about Matthew? Or Floyd?
Dec 30, 1982
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