Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for December 15, 1982
Mike: Hi. My friend here is interested in looking at some word processors. Man: Hard disk or flopsies? What are your storage requirements? What kind of retrieval speed? How many bytes per second data transfer? Rev. Sloan: I knew it. He doesn't speak English. Let's go. Mike: Hold on, Rev, don't panic. I've got a phrase book. "Excuse me, sir. Do you have any user-friendly sales reps?" Man: You mean consumer-compatible liveware? No, he's off today.