Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for December 31, 1980
Transcript:
Mark: We're back, and with good news for you ladies who haven't yet landed a New Year's date! My roommate, Mike Doonesbury, is up for grabs! And here to tell you a little bit about him is the man himself! Mike? Mike: Um... well, let's see... I'm... uh... almost six feet, I have brown hair and glasses... and I'm uh... a psych major, and... I like parties and having a good time. Mark: Fantastic! Great specs, Mike! Now how about your date? What exactly are you looking for? Mike: A warm body. Mark: I see. No restrictions on size or dress?