Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for July 28, 1978
Voice: Listen up, people, we have an announcement! Zonker: I should be dancin', dancin', dancin'... Voice: Studio 54 will only be admitting celebrities tonight, so the rest of you can all go back to Brooklyn. Zonker: I'm a dancin' man... stayin' alive. Voice: Will all famous people please come to the head of the line for your tickets. Zonker: J-J-J jive talkin'... Voice: Those celebs who don't look like themselves, please have your clippings ready. Mark: Doesn't look good, Zonk... Zonker: Take five, feet.