Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for May 14, 1978
Transcript:
Man: Phred! What are you doing here? Phred: Same as you. Crashing. It's easy, man. All the servants are fellow Third Worlders! Man: Phred, have you met Mrs. Vanocer? Phred: No, I don't believe I have... Man: Mrs. Vanocer is the organizer of the annual UNESCO ball at the U.N! Phred: A worthy endeavor, madam, my compliments! Woman: Why, thank you, Mr. Ambassador! You must be a career diplomat! Man: Hardly. Phred spent his salad days fighting for the Viet Cong! Woman: No! Phred: That's right! I put in five years with a cadre outside of Ho Chi Minh City! Woman: Fascinating... just fascinating! Phred: Thank you. Woman: I understand you people used to live in tunnels. Phred: Much exaggerated! More like basement apartments.