Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for October 23, 1977

Transcript:

Yawn Wenner: That's funny... I didn't make the columns today. I better have a little chat with the editor! Duke: Let's not haggle, Yawn! We both know how much my return would be worth to you... Yawn: Who's haggling, Duke? "Rolling Stone" is still doing beautifully without you! Circulation is up 195, ad revenues up 30%... besides that, my new scouting monthly is a smash! Who needs you when I got people like Jack Ford and William Hearst running things for me? Duke: Very impressive! A forestry major and Patty's cousin! Both products of a long, arduous, executive search no doubt... Yawn: Don't start on me again, Duke! I hire only the best! Which is exactly why you no longer work here! Man: Mr. W? Sorry to break in on you like this... Wenner: That's okay, Carter. Duke was just leaving. What is it? Man: We just got a major tip! Bianca and Mick Jagger are lunching downtown! I think we better send our best hand! Wenner: Right! Duke: Not so fast, pinstripe! I haven't said I'd come back yet! Wenner: Yeah, get me Caroline Kennedy!