Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for July 31, 1977
Man: ... and while serving as this country's ambassador to China, he set back relations twenty years! Duke: What utter garbage! Duane: His impact on foreign affairs is beyond art to describe. And so without any further ado, here to lay some really off-the-wall stuff on us "The Gonz" himself, ambassador Duke! Voices: YEAA! Clap! Clap! clap! Clap! Clap! Clap! Duke: Thanks, I'm going to pass on the formal remarks. Any questions from the floor? Voice: Mr. Ambassador, after your extraordinary performances in Samoa and China, what will you do for an encore? Duke: Not sure yet, I'm either going to open a massage parlour in Aspen, start a training center for attack dogs, or run for elective office... Man: Ha, ha! That's great! Voice: Thank you, sir. Duke: Yes. You with the twitch. Voice: Mr. Ambassador, how much do you get paid for college "lectures" like this? Duke: Two thousand dollars. Time for one more question. Man: Ha, ha! Outrageous! That's just incredibly outrageous!