Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for April 03, 1976
Transcript:
Howie: No! I'm not donating my milk money to Ginny's campaign! Ellie: Howie, Ginny's campaign is important! Howie: Not for a kid! I'm years away from being franchised! Ellie: Howie, even for kids, life is more than just developing cognitive skills from creative playthings! Girl: Yeah, Howie, you can't live on Sesame Street forever... Howie: but all my toys still apply to my age bracket! Ellie: Howie, don't you see? There's just no going back! Howie: But, look! "Suitable for ages 2 to 7"! I've still got two good years! Ellie: Put your money in the can, Howard!
Early life lesson for Howie – you will just never win.