Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for March 22, 1975
Voice: Henry, for years now, you've continued to link the interests of the Saigon regime with those of America! Here to personally thank you for preserving freedom in Indochina is South Vietnam's President Mr. Nguyen Van Thieu! Thieu: Thank you, Ralph! Mr. Secretary, as a tribute to America's greatest statesman, tomorrow a nationwide "Henry Kissinger Day" will be announced on the front page of Vietnam's remaining newspaper! Kissinger: Vot happened to the other nine? Thieu: Folded. It's that darn paper shortage!