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Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for December 31, 1974
Duke: I dunno... I mean, what would you do if John Denver kept singing by your creek? Zonker: Why don't you just level with him? Ask him to play elsewhere. Duke: I have, Zonk! I've tried everything to discourage him! One day, I even set my dogs on him! As you know, I've got two of the ugliest, most savage Dobermans this side of Haiti! Stewardess: Sir? We've got your bloody mary's... Duke: But, of course, they both turned out to be country music fans! Stewardess: That's $1.67 each. We'd appreciate exact change... Duke: Just a second... so the dumb brutes just sat in the creek wagging their tails in time!