When we last left the brave crew of the StarShip Enterprise Captain Kirk was attempting to smooth things over with his on again, off again girlfriend Mad Mysta Mindy to no avail. Rather than reconciliation she threatened to destroy his ship unless he defeated the Moonies champion, Dick Tracy. .
“Jim, I don’t know how you manage to keep getting yourself in these jams!”“Bones, this is unbelievable! How can this be?”“I’m a doctor, not a cartoonist! I can’t make it go away with penicillin like I always do! "“Kirk, are you ready to do Battle with Dick Tracy? "“Mindy, your warrior can’t be Dick Tracy; he’s a comicstrip character from Earth, 100’s of years ago. He’s NOT real!”“HE’S AS REAL AS I AM”!Suddenly Dr. McCoy’s eyebrow lifted up.“Jim, I think I know what’s going on! I’ve got a plan! "“You want to share it with me?”“Mindy has always been a crazy chick willing to do whatever it takes to get what she wants, even allowing herself to freakishly be turned into Mysta! "“And?”“Dammit Jim, can you even put your underwear on by yourself? "“KIRK, you have 30 seconds! "“Hurry up Bones, what should I do? "“We’ve got to get Spock to do a mind meld with this Xerox copy!”“Is he still suffering from Vulcan Hornyness?”“It’s worse than you think. Right now he’s waiting at the Chapel hoping you’ll marry him and the Tribble!”
.Will Captain Kirk make a decision for himself? Will Spock remain faithful to his Tribble Bride?Will Sulu get the chance to do the reception hall decorating? .Tune in next time!
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