Cul de Sac by Richard Thompson for May 02, 2016
Alice: Mom, take me to the playground while Petey does soccer practice, okay? Mom: Petey, you don't need me to watch you practice, do you? Petey: No, you go on. Don't think about me over here, kicking a ball with these scary, sock eating soccer shoes. Alice: We won't! Mom: Alice, wait! Mom: Petey, what?