Cul de Sac by Richard Thompson for February 10, 2013
Miss Bliss: Today we'll be making beautiful Valentines to share with our parents! Class: Ooh! Miss Bliss: We'll use construction paper, glitter, glue, and cotton balls. And remember, creativity plus neatness equals art! Miss Bliss: Beni, please be careful using the glue. Kevin, don't wave the scissors. Miss Bliss: Alice, not so much glitter. Dillon, keep your shoes on. Marcus, stop that, COUGH. Miss Bliss: Nara, not in your hair, ought. Not in Alice's hair either. Cough Cough. Miss Bliss: Cough. All right, we should be cough finished cough. Please put your cough on the cough cough cough. Alice: Then Miss Bliss kept on coughing and had to go to the doctor to be treated for acute glitterlung. Mom: Aw, the poor woman! You should make her a card.