Cul de Sac by Richard Thompson for May 15, 2012
Alice: Wow, what a great story! "Here's dinner!" says Mr. Weekin, "it's that piece of plastic pizza again!" "That's always my favorite!" says Mr. Weekin. "Hey, I want some too!" "Uh-oh," says Mr. Weekin, "it's that fast food tie-in to a forgotten movie toy! I can't stand him!" "Let's fight him with restaurant hamburger swords!" says Ms. Weekin, "HAVE AT YOU!" "Wait, wait! I'm your kid! I'm Willy Weekin!" says the fast food toy. "Oh yeah," say the Weekins.