Cul de Sac by Richard Thompson for September 30, 2011
Petey: You popped my back-pack! Girl: Good thing I always keep a sharpened pencil handy for eviscerating vampires. Petey: EVISCERATING VAMPIRES?! You sound like Ernesto! Girl: ERNESTO? HA! He's not the imaginary one, Petey Potterpoop. You are! Girl: Plus, you're UNIMAGINABLE.
Could this be Ernesto in drag?