Cul de Sac by Richard Thompson for November 24, 2010
Mom: I'll fill your plate, Alice. Petey, you put some food on your plate, please. Petey: Ughk. Alice: Ooh! A breadpinching thing! Mom: Look at all this food! Mashed potatoes, sweet potatoes, green beans, corns stuffing, turkey, gravy, fancy butter pats... Alice: It can pinch all kinds of food! Mom: Petey, a blop of gravy on a saucer is not Thanksgiving dinner! Go back and start over! Petey: Blegh. Alice: It can even pinch my shoe!