Cul de Sac by Richard Thompson for April 19, 2010
Alice: We're getting a piano at Blisshaven! Petey: You know what Johann Sebastian Bach said about playing the piano? "Hit the right keys at the right time and the instrument plays itself." Alice: HA! I can hit things! This is going to be easy! Petey: He also had 20 kids and wore a wig the size of a bath mat.