Cul de Sac by Richard Thompson for September 13, 2009
Dill: Hi, Mrs. Otterloop! Mom: Dill? Why are you putting trash through the mail slot? Dill: It's part of my expanded daily neighborhood watch service. Dill: I'm distributing interesting things I've found! Mom: Old ice cream wrappers, pizza coupons and carry-out menus. Dill: And look-bottle tops! Mom: Dill! Stop putting trash in - Dill: But wait - there's more! Here's your big stick of the day! Mom: Dill! Alice: Yay! My big stick of the day!