Cul de Sac by Richard Thompson for November 10, 2008
Ernesto: Peter! You'll be glad to hear that I've been named principal trombonist of the school band! Petey: Yeah? I'm playing oboe - Ernesto: Once, on a television cartoon, I saw a cat put a boxing glove on a trombone slide with most intriguing results. Would you know where I could find a boxing glove? Petey: Gee, no. I - Ernesto: You don't? Pity. Well, my music teacher seems hesitant about the technique. Petey: How about a cream pie? A cream pie might work.