Cul de Sac by Richard Thompson for May 14, 2008
Alice: Keep back from me today! I'm in the mood for a truly massive tantrum! So BEWARE! Today I am the BRINGER OF MISERY and the child of chaos!! Crayons melt at my gaze and juice boxes burst into steam! Woe to all who cross my path! Dill: Ask her how today is different from any other day. Girl: You ask her.