Cul de Sac by Richard Thompson for February 03, 2008
Alice: My brother says you shouldn't suck mitten juice. Beni: He's right. Dill: Why not? Alice: That stuff'll corrode your innards. It happened to a friend of his. Beni: It happens all the time. Alice: He was rushed to the hospital for innards-replacement surgery. He now digests his food through 20 feet of garden hose. Beni: My cousin has a party balloon instead of a stomach, thanks to mitten juice. Dill: Ptoo! I think I feel sick. I'm going inside. Alice: I'm going in, too. My snowman is all finished. Beni: Mine too. Bye. Snowman: Mitten juice? Snowman: I think she's got it confused with yellow snow.