Cul de Sac by Richard Thompson for January 11, 2008
Dill: Mrs. Otterloop, I've made a get-well card for Alice. Mom: Dill! That's very nice of you! Dill: Today at preschool, since Alice stayed home, nobody yelled, nobody threw dirt at recess, nobody hogged all the crayons. It was the most boring day ever. Mom: Would you like to go see her? Dill: If Alice ever learns not to grab toys away from me, I hope to marry her someday.