Cul de Sac by Richard Thompson for November 24, 2007
Beni: How was dinner at your Grandma's? Alice: Okay... except I spilled gravy on my head avoiding Big Shirley. So I had to take a bath in Grandma's scary bathtub. Alice: I still smell like her crabapple-lye shampoo. Beni: My grandma smells like the bingo hall.