Cow and Boy Classics by Mark Leiknes for June 10, 2021
"I asked Mom and Dad why they named me Billy." "They told me they had a few names picked out, but when I was born I just looked like a Billy." "I asked them what the other names were, but they told me they couldn't remember." "You think Megatron at least made the short list?" "How much cooler would my life be?"