Cow and Boy Classics by Mark Leiknes for June 09, 2021
"We are all slaves to the machine." "We were never meant to Google, to text message, to take pictures with our phones." "Technology has done nothing more than fill our days with meaningless tasks that distract us from our true and natural purposes in life." "We were meant to hunt, gather and make fire, and that's it." "The reason our lives feel so empty is because the need to do anything natural or biological has been taken away and replaced with shiny metal objects that do stuff." "Therefore, I am casting aside all the digital interfaces and silicon chips so that we may have a chance at leading meaningful lives once more." "So, that was all your sister's stuff?" "I kinda want to see how she does without it first, before I go and start pitching my own."