Cow and Boy Classics by Mark Leiknes for July 09, 2020
Transcript:
"OK. Dracula, Werewolf and Frankenstein in a steel cage match. Who wins?" "Gamera, hands down." "A giant, radioactive flying turtle wasn't one of the choices." "Oh, wasn't he?" "Y'see Gamera heard about your little steel cage match being advertised on his favorite morning radio show. He then took it upon himself to swoop in and crash the party." "Why can't you ever just answer a question?" "Gamera shoots lasers. Pyow, pyow!!"
Tough call. Frankie is out — he has merely human strength. Who wins after that depends on which legends you buy into. In some stories, the curse on Drac gives him super-human strength. But the Wolfman always has the strength and ferocity of a wolf.