Cow and Boy Classics by Mark Leiknes for February 28, 2020
"Someone just left one of these six pack holders lying around. Man, this enrages me!!" "What's the matter with people? You gotta cut these up or birds will get caught up in them and die!!" "Or maybe even cows." "No, I wouldn't worry about you, Cow. I think you're a little too big..." "Um..." "Wanna hear something funny? I think it's from an old six pack of root beer I drank." "I'm not helping you."