Cow and Boy Classics by Mark Leiknes for October 30, 2008
"How have we, as a society, not been able to keep a human head alive after the body dies?" "I mean, all you'd need is a machine to pump oxygenated blood to yer brain and a good buddy to carry you around, and you'd be set." "I'm not carrying around your disembodied head after you die." "I wouldn't be dead, my head could still talk and keep you company, and it's only 'til I get my robot body, aww, who needs ya!"