Cow and Boy Classics by Mark Leiknes for October 29, 2008
"You ever wonder why no one wrestles lions, anymore?" "Cuz they've bled to death? And that's not a lion it's a barn cat with a wig." "Well, she looks an awful lot like a lion and therefore deserves to be taken down. So on the count of three." "1-2-3!" "Reow!!" "Whoa!!"