Cow and Boy Classics by Mark Leiknes for April 06, 2007
"My unicorn horn senses trouble. Our imp friend, Puck, has fallen into the magic well. We must save him!!" "Do we? Y'know, I was never a big fan of his lyre playing. I'm gonna take a pass on this one." "But the unicorn code specifically states that we must help an imp in need." "Really? Cuz I'm looking at Clause C under Subsection Q and it states we can opt out of saving an imp if said imp annoys the heck out of you." "What?!" "You actually made a unicorn code?" "I figured you'd throw it in my face again. I wanted to be prepared."