Cow and Boy Classics by Mark Leiknes for April 07, 2007
"Dude, check it out!! I just got another horn installed!! Now I'm totally better than you." "Why would you do that?! Part of what makes us magical and special is the fact we only have one horn." "You can't even truly be called a unicorn now, cuz you have two horns." "Bummer, guess I can't play unicorns anymore. See ya!" "Hey, you're not getting out of this so easily!" "Whatever, your unicorn's too good to play with a duocorn."